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It’s after midnight. Do you know where my mind is?

It's thinking it's daytime. That's right. My brain seems to kick into overdrive just around this time. With that in mind, I sought one answer from the almighty Google: "Where in the world is it 9 am right now?" Sadly, the search engine knew not how to parse my query and instead directed me to another oracle. Once there, however, I found the answer I had been seeking.

Here are the places I wish I was right now (based solely on the fact that it's morning there and NOT one other reason why):

• Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany
• Palma, Majorca, Spain
• Paris, France
• Algiers, Algeria
• Alicante, Spain
• Podgorica, Montenegro
• Amsterdam, Netherlands
• Andorra La Vella, Andorra
• Poznan, Poland
• Prague, Czech Republic
• Pristina, Kosovo
• Basel, Switzerland
• Barcelona, Barcelona, Spain
• Bastia, Corsica, France
• Rome, Italy
• Rotterdam, Netherlands
• Kraków, Poland
• Berlin, Berlin, Germany
• Bern, Switzerland
• La Coruña, Spain
• Salzburg, Austria
• San Marino, San Marino
• Lausanne, Switzerland
• Libreville, Gabon
• Bratislava, Slovak Republic
• Brussels, Belgium
• Lódz, Poland
• Luxembourg, Luxembourg
• Stockholm, Sweden
• Madrid, Spain
• Szczecin, Poland
• Copenhagen, Denmark
• Córdoba, Spain
• Düsseldorf, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
• Munich, Bavaria, Germany
• Vienna, Austria
• Frankfurt, Hesse, Germany
• Nice, France
• Warsaw, Poland
• Geneva, Switzerland
• Oslo, Norway
• Zürich, Switzerland

I think it's time to try and learn a foreign language. I've already set the language on my Nokia Internet Tablet to German. Maybe I'll keep it there for a while.